I'm Regarded As The Patron Saint Of

I Really Like Birds. Everyone Always Wants Me To Say That I Can't Stand To Go Near Them, Just Like They Want Janet Leigh To Confess That She Can't Bear To Take A Shower. Well, I'm Sorry To Disappoint You.

I Had To Have Help Getting Up These Stairs Because I've Been Tackled By So Many Lions And Tigers. Really. I'm Like An Old Football Player.

My Light Shines When Things Get Really Tough.

It Is Up To The Public To Stop Attending These Theatrical, And Aquatic Shows, And Circuses With Wild Animals. The Rhetoric About How The Animals Are Happy And Well Cared For Are Lies. Don't Be Swayed By Them. The Money Behind These Shows Is Huge; There Is Nothing Good About Them.

We Had A Lion That Was Living In Somebody's Basement Outside Of Branson, Missouri.