I'm Really Happy To Be Me, And

I Like Eating Fine Foods And Drinking Nice Wine. Even If I Had A Really Good Figure, I Don't Think I'd Get My T**s And A** Out For No One.

I’ve Seen People Where It Rules Their Lives, You Know, Who Want To Be Thinner Or Have Bigger Boobs, And How It Wears Them Down. And I Just Don’t Want That In My Life.

I Love A Card. You Know, Cards? At Birthdays? I Collect Them.

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.

Music Isn`t For The Eyes, It`s For The Ears