I'm Really Enjoying Being Single. I'm Not

In Life,there Are Only Four Kinds Of Girls: The Girl Who Played With Fire. The Girl Who Opened Pandora's Box. The Girl Who Gave Adam The Apple. And The Girl Whose Best Friend Stole Her Boyfriend.

You Don't Want To Peak In High School. If You Do, The Rest Of Your Life Is A Disaster.

Rule Number One: Why Is It That The One Time A Cute Guy Talks To You, You Have A Friend Who's In Crisis?

It Was The First Honest Emotional Connection I'd Had In A While. So I Immediately Panicked And Had To Leave.

He Leans Over And Kisses Me. And Suddenly, My Life Splits In Two: Before And After.