I'm Really A Cool, Mellow Guy. I'm

I Start My Own Frat, And Try Out For The Women's Swim Team.

When I'm Single, I'm One Guy, And When I'm In A Relationship I'm Totally Another. They're Both A Good Time.

Aerosmith's 'rocks' Is On The List Of My Top Favorite Albums Of All Time.

Well, Some People Die And Then They Sell More Records, Go Figure.

Obviously, I'm A Little More Responsible These Days.