I'm Realising Now That I Can't Just

I Lived In A Town Called New Canaan, Which Is Just Outside Of Connecticut, Where They Are Far Too Snobby To Even Mention Celebrities. Many American Towns Are Famous For Things Like, "see The World's Largest Ball Of String!" I Think My Town's Would Probably Have To Be "most Pretentious People".

I Can Hide, And My Husband's Just Terrible At Finding Me. I Do Like To Jump Out From Behind Doors And Scare Him.

Guys Are Much More Obvious Than They Think They Are.

I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.

Obviously My Career's Important To Me And I'm Really, Really Passionate About Trying To Keep It.