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The Way I Figure It, If You Can't Tell I'm High By Looking At Me, I Win.

When I Was A Young Kid I Loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett And Jackie Vernon.

It's Not All About Love. That's Half Of It... The Other Half Is About That Moment You Have With Yourself When You're Looking In The Mirror, And You Just Go, 'oh Man. I'm Going To Compromise My Dreams, Get Fat, Sick, Old And Die Someday. I Kind Of Want To Have Someone Around For That.'

In The Sixties And Seventies You Could Probably Name All The Great Comics. It Was Still Special.

I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Think That George Bush Is Absolutely The Right President To Oversea The End Of The World.