I'm Proud Of My Wrinkles. They Give

I Love Doing Comedy. Absolutely Love It. After 'wedding Crashers,' People Suddenly Realized That It Was Something I Could Do.

I Danced With The London Festival At Covent Garden. I'm A Ballerina By Trade; I'm A Ballerina Who Sings By The Way.

In Life, When Stuff Happens The Instinct Is To Close Off Your Heart. By Leaving Your Heart Open, It Leaves Room For Someone Else To Come In.

No, I Chose The Name Jane Seymour Because I Was Doing My First Film, 'ode To Lovely War,' And One Of The Top Agents In England Spotted Me Dancing In The Chorus. I Was A Singer And Dancer In That Movie With Maggie Smith, Um, And He Told Me He Couldn't Sell Me As Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg.

And I Always Think Of Life Like A Giant Wave. You Know, It Rises And It Crests And It Flies, And It's Just Magnificent, And Then It Crashes. And For A Lot Of People, When It Crashes, That's The End, And They Go Down The Deep, Dark Hole Of Depression.