I'm Proud, And Islam Did It. And

There Are More Pleasant Things To Do Than Beat Up People.

I’ve Wrestled With Alligators, I’ve Tussled With A Whale. I Done Handcuffed Lightning And Throw Thunder In Jail. You Know I’m Bad. Just Last Week, I Murdered A Rock, Injured A Stone, Hospitalized A Brick. I’m So Mean, I Make Medicine Sick.

I Have To Be Real Cool And Not Savage And Radical, Because It Makes Me Angry When I Think About It When I See The White Boys, Who Are Really The Number One Citizens, The Future Rulers.

I Predict That This Will Be The Greatest Book Ever And It Will Sell More Than Any Other Book In History

I Just Felt The Power And The Meanness Of The Man I Was Messing With.