I'm Probably The Only Person Who Actually

I Don't Even Own A Car.

I Did Pick Up A Guitar Once, But The Strings Hurt My Fingers So I Put It Down Again.

I Love Playing Half Squid/half Crab Guy Because You Can Get Away With A Level Of Acting That If You Tried It Anywhere Else They'd Arrest You For Crimes Against Acting.

I'm Lucky That I Get To Play A Wide Variety Of Parts.

When It Comes To Casual Clothing, My Enthusiasm For Clothes Starts To Waver.