I'm Probably Not Going To Get Married

I Watch A Lot Of Turner Classic Movies. But I Don't Do Private Screenings. I Don't Have The Old School, Reel To Reel Projectors. I Do Have A Big Screen Tv, Though.

I Like To Be Able To Play A Character And Act Out A Lot Of Things Which I Can't Or Don't Do In My Normal Everyday Life.

I Grew Up When I Was 15 When I Had My First Opportunity In Movies. I Watched Every Great Movie For A Year And A Half, And Since Then I've Asked Myself How I Can Emulate Such Artistry. That's Really My Motivation. I Want To Do Something As Good As My Heroes Have Done.

Sometimes I Wonder Will God Ever Forgive Us For What We've Done To Each Other? Then I Look Around And I Realize God Left This Place A Long Time Ago.

I Remember The 'checkered Demon'. He's This Little Devil With This Three-foot Dong That Just Porks Everybody. And That Wa S My Idea Of What Sex Was About. And I Was, "oh, Wow! I Can't Wait.