I'm Pretty Confident And, At The Same

Record Companies, I Found Out, Can Put Out Compilations Without Your Permission.

I Turned Down Prince William's Invitation For Me To Sing At His Birthday Bash Because He Was Spearing Animals In Africa And Bringing Publicity To It, And I Thought That Was Pretty Disgusting!

I Sing My Life. It's Like I'm Having Group Therapy 350 Days A Year, And The People Who Come To The Show Get That, And They're There For That - Whether It's To Be Lifted Up, Or To Be Lifted Out, Or Just Entertained Or Inspired, Or To Feel Not So Alone.

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.

My Definition Of Freedom Is Knowing Who You Are, And Then Being It. No Matter What Anyone Else Is Doing. And Naked Parties Of Course.