I'm Possessed By Love - But Isn't

If I Didn't Do This Well, I Just Wouldn't Have Anything To Do... I Can't Cook, And I'd Be A Terrible Housewife.

I Haven't Felt The Excitement Of Listening To As Well As Creating Music Along With Reading And Writing For Too Many Years Now. I Feel Guilty Beyond Words About These Things. For Example, When We're Backstage And The Lights Go Out And The Manic Roar Of The Crowds Begins, It Doesn't Affect Me The Way In Which It Did For Freddy [sic] Mercury Who Seemed To Love, Relish In The Love And Adoration From The Crowd, Which Is Something I Totally Admire And Envy.

One Night Roger Was In A Foul Mood And He Threw His Entire Bloody Drumset Across The Stage. The Thing Only Just Missed Me - I Might Have Been Killed.

When I'm Dead, I Want To Be Remembered As A Musician Of Some Worth And Substance.

Rod Stewart, Elton John And I Were Going To Form A Band Called Hair, Nose & Teeth After The Three Of Us. But It Hasn't Happened Because None Of Us Can Agree On The Order Of The Words!