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A Fool's Brain Digests Philosophy Into Folly, Science Into Superstition, And Art Into Pedantry. Hence University Education.

Men Are Wise In Proportion, Not To Their Experience, But To Their Capacity For Experience.

The First Prison I Ever Saw Had Inscribed On It Cease To Do Evil: Learn To Do Well; But As The Inscription Was On The Outside, The Prisoners Could Not Read It.

It Is Not That I Am So Clever; It Is That Everyone Else Is So Stupid.

The Sound Body Is The Product Of The Sound Mind.