I'm Often Amazed At The Way Politicians,

Peter Mandelson Is The Only Man I Know Who Can Skulk In Broad Daylight.

Seeing John Major Govern The Country Is Like Watching Edward Scissorhands Try To Make Balloon Animals.

Fish Have Water, The Bushmen Of The Kalahari Have Sand, And Houstonians Have Interior Décor.

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While It Is Entirely Untrue That Canadians Lack A Sense Of Humour, The Funniest Ones Tend To Head South: Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox.