I'm Nothing If Not An Optimist.

Have You Seen These Republican Presidential Candidates? I Bet Obama Is Sorry Now That He Spent All That Money On The New Birth Certificate.

Donald Trump Has A Great Campaign Slogan: 'a Complex World Demands Complex Hair.'

I Have Talents Aplenty. Unfortunately, Precious Few Of Them Have Any Redeeming Social Value.

God Forbid I Should Be The Last One To Criticize, But I Think May Be Howard Dean Has A Bit Of A Problem Because Earlier Today During A Debate In New Hampshire, He Bit Off Joe Lieberman's Ear.

President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.