I'm Not Trying To Be The Next

50s Cheesecake Meets Eskimo Fake Fur.

Even Though I Grew Up As A Sephardic Jew In Brooklyn Where We Ate Syrian Food And Went To Temple, It Was Still America.

How Do I Do It? I Don't Know How I Wouldn't Do It-that's The Thing.

Where Is The Real Low Thing? Where Are The Jelly Shoes That You Find That Are Sick Because They’re So Great…everything Has Air Quotes Around It Now.

I'm Not Trying To Be The Next Joan Rivers.