I'm Not Trying To Be A Big

My Problem Is That I Don't Get The Same Exhiliration From Success As I Get Depression From Failure.

I Believe Ronald Reagan Can Make This Country What It Once Was... An Arctic Region Covered With Ice.

I've Always Believed That There Are Funny People Everywhere, But They're Just Not Comedians. In Fact, Some Of My Best Comedic Inspirations Were Not Professional Entertainers.

How To Make A Million Dollars: First, Get A Million Dollars

All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest Week's Pay For An Honest Day's Work.