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If Their Iq's Where Five Points Lower They'd Be Geraniums.

If Short Hair And Good Manners Won Football Games, Army And Navy Would Play For The National Championship Every Year.

If Somebody Mistreats You, Treat’em Good. That Kills’em.

A Better Ending Could Not Have Been Scripted. Of Course, If We Had Won, That Would Have Been Better.

After You Retire, There's Only One Big Event Left....and I Ain't Ready For That.