I'm Not The Sharpest Knife In The

I Try To Stay Ahead Of Things, If You Know What I Mean. I Take The Money I Make And Reinvest It.

Don't All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time?

So I'm Trying To Spread Myself To The Point To Where I Can Do The Night Shows And Not Have To Worry About The Matinees, And Do One Or Two Matinees Down Through The Year.

I Had Some Airline Stock, But The Airlines Tanked. I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money In Them, Though.

If I Cut An Album Now And Sell It For Ten Bucks, I Can Put Seven Dollars And Fifty Cents In My Pocket.