I'm Not The Greatest; I'm The Double

I Would Like To Say That I Am Not An Apostle Of The Muslim Religion.

I Came Back To Louisville After The Olympics With My Shiny Gold Medal. Went Into A Luncheonette Where Black Folks Couldn't Eat. Thought I'd Put Them On The Spot. I Sat Down And Asked For A Meal. The Olympic Champion Wearing His Gold Medal. They Said, "we Don't Serve Niggers Here." I Said, "that's Okay, I Don't Eat 'em." But They Put Me Out In The Street. So I Went Down To The River, The Ohio River, And Threw My Gold Medal In It.

But When I Looked At A Lot Of The Questions They Had On Them Army Tests, I Just Didn't Know The Answers. I Don't Even Know How To Start After Finding The Answers. That's All.

Islam Religion Has No Color Distinction, We Are Just Muslims.

I Was The First One In The Gym, And The Last One To Leave.