I'm Not Someone Who's Endlessly Patient And

Everyone Wants To Be Young, Beautiful And Rich. I Don't Say That Scornfully: There Are Worse Things To Want To Be. But That's Why, For Example, People Don't Begrudge Kate Moss How Much She Earns For A Day's Work But Will Fulminate Over The Take-home Pay Of Some Fat, Old Water Board Exec.

I Am Not A Chef. I Am Not Even A Trained Or Professional Cook. My Qualification Is As An Eater.

I Do Think Awful Things May Happen At Any Moment, So While They Are Not Happening, You May As Well Be Pleased.

At Some Stages Of Your Life You Will Deal With Things And At Others You Are Overwhelmed With Misery And Anxiety.

I Don't Wear Anything In Bed. But I'm Not Ready For A Nude Scene Quite Yet.