I'm Not Really A Mass Market Writer.

I'm Basically An Upper West Side Jewish Writer.

One Is What One Has The Nerve To Pretend To Be.

Good People Don't Spend Their Time Being Good. Good People Want To Spend Their Time Mowing The Lawn And Playing With The Dog. But Bad People Spend All Their Time Being Bad. It Is All They Think About.

I Have A Very Serious Censorship Office Inside My Head; It Censors Things That I Could Tell You That You Would Never Forget, And I Don't Want To Be The Person To Stick That In Your Brain.

If You're A Writer, You're Always Working.