I'm Not Planning To Jump Off A

I Make A Good Fried Chicken.

I'm Not Trying To Conquer Hollywood. I Love My Day Job.

I Think Playing Music Is One Of My Great Joys In Life.

I'm Not Going To Play Lead Guitar In A Concert Hall Full Of People, Because I'm Going To Mess Up A Lot.

I Could Do Without 'cool' Publications Calling Me 'mom Jazz.' But I Laughed All The Way To The Bank, Baby.