I'm Not One Of Those People Who

Gosh, I Couldn't Even Talk Right Until I Was About 6 Years Old Or Something Like That.

I Have No Control Over People's Perceptions Of Me At All And That's One Of The Things I Decided Very Early On Is That I Can't Control The Way Other People Think Of Me. All I Can Do, Especially When It Comes To My Career Is Go Out There And Do Cool Unique Kinds Of Things.

I'm Not Expecting The American Literary Community To Welcome Me With Open Arms. To Them I'm Just Some Schmuck Kid Who Wrote Some Book.

Michael Jackson And I Talk All The Time. I Think We Understand Each Other In A Way That Most People Can't Understand Either Of Us.

I Went To High School, Which Was A Good Thing Because I Hadn't Interacted With Many People My Age, And I Didn't Really Have Friends. I Had A Million Acquaintances And No Friends.