I'm Not Making An Enemy; I'm Keepin'

I Did A Couple Of Writing Seminars In Canada With High School Kids. These Were The Bright Kids; They All Have Computers, But They Can't Spell. Because Spell-check Won't [help] You If You Don't Know Through From Threw. I Told Them, "if You Can Read In The 21st Century, You Own The World." Because You Learn To Write From Reading.

The Stories We Hear In Our Childhood Are The Ones We Remember All Our Lives.

It Was As Hysterical As A Woman Having A Hot Flash.

If I Cannot Horrify, I'll Go For The Gross Out. I'm Not Proud.

You Learned To Accept, Or You Ended Up In A Small Room Writing Letters Home With Crayolas.