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If I Was In Love With Someone, I Would Get Their Picture Out Of The School Yearbook And Do Portraits. If I Was Curious About Sex, I Would Draw Pictures Of It. There Were No Books For Me To Look At. Then I Would Go Find My Father's Matches To Burn The Paper.

Sure, I've Had Some Bad Times, But Everybody Does. But People Don't Get To Talk About Them Like I Do, Unless They Do To A Therapist. People Don't Get To Put Them In The Paper Like I Do.

Only A Couple Of Times Have I Ever Been To Church And Felt Enlightened By It.

I Had A Terrible Marriage The First Time Around Because I Had No Self-confidence, Even Though I Had Tremendous Self-confidence.

Memories And Magic Is What Christmas Is All About.