I'm Not Interested In Making A $60-million

When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At The Zombies.

I'm Sick Of Over-trained Heroes. I'm Really Bored With That. Guys That Are Just Ripped To Shreds And Full Of Skills. That's Boring Me. Give Me The Mechanic That Picks Up A Weapon. Now I'm Interested. That's My Hero.

If You Don't Have Any Money And You Want To Make A Horror Movie, Take A Six-inch Wide Brush For House Painting And Dip That In A Bucket Of Blood, And Then Just Flick Your Wrist. You'll Get This Great Speckled Splash Of Blood, And It Will Cost You Nothing.

You Can't Show Up On Set And Expect It All To Come Together. You Have To Have A Plan, Much Like How The Director Can't Just Show Up And Go, Well, Where Should I Put The Camera? That Is Gonna Determine How It Is Lit, You Should Have Already Been In The Room Looking At It Earlier, Pre-lit The Room, You Know There Is A Lot Of Prep That Goes Into It, So It Is The Same Thing With Acting. You Can't Just Show Up.

Cult Films Last Forever. I Have Been In Plenty Of Films That No One Will Remember, So It Is Nice To Be In Some Movies That Some People Do, And That They Pass It Along To The Next Generation I'm Meeting Kids Named Ash Now.