I'm Not Here For Your Amusement. You're

When I Write, My Brain Moves Faster Than My Hands So I'm Always Trying To Picture Things.

Some Of Us Are Born Big-minded With Small Penises. Others Have Big Penises And Small-minded.

I Love Books, And All The Best Ones Are People Analysing Their Own Emotions. You Can Learn From That.

I'm Not Limited To Categories Or Genres. Anything Human Beings Come Up With Fascinates Me. If A Three-legged Idiot Like Me Can Dance To It, Then That's All Well And Fine.

Stroll Into Work At 10. Lunch From 12 Till Three. Leave Work At Five. That's Living!