I'm Not "happy" But I'm Not Unhappy

I'm All In Favour Of Free Expression Provided It's Kept Rigidly Under Control.

Mark My Words, When A Society Has To Resort To The Lavatory For Its Humour, The Writing Is On The Wall.

Had Your Forefathers, Wigglesworth, Been As Stupid As You Are, The Human Race Would Never Have Succeeded In Procreating Itself.

Have You Ever Thought, Headmaster, That Your Standards Might Perhaps Be A Little Out Of Date? Of Course They're Out Of Date. Standards Are Always Out Of Date. That Is What Makes Them Standards.

Definition Of A Classic: A Book Everyone Is Assumed To Have Read And Often Thinks They Have.