I'm Not Going To Stop Torturing Myself

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

You Know, The Courts May Not Be Working Any More, But As Long As Everyone Is Videotaping Everyone Else, Justice Will Be Done.

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

Actually, I've Been Working On A Plan. During The Exam, I'll Hide Under Some Coats, And Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out.

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.