I'm Not Getting Old. I'm Getting Better.

I Hate It When People Come Up To Me When I'm Eating.

I've Always Been The Breadwinner And Men Don't Like That. They Turn On You. They Bite The Hand That Feeds Them. Eventually, Too, They Become Very Jealous Of The Love One Has With An Audience.

When I Started Singing, I Couldn't Be Shut Up.

How Oddly Do Life And Death Jostle Each Other In This Strange World Of Ours! How Nearly Allied Are Smiles And Tears!

I Learned By Standing In The Wings And Watching Established Acts On Stage.