I'm Not Funny. People Assume That Because

I Regret That It Takes A Life To Learn How To Live.

I Am Always Sad, I Think. Perhaps This Signifies That I Am Not Sad At All, Because Sadness Is Something Lower Than Your Normal Disposition, And I Am Always The Same Thing. Perhaps I Am The Only Person In The World, Then, Who Never Becomes Sad. Perhaps I Am Lucky.

Murdering Someone Would Surely Prove That You Are Capable Of Killing, But It Wouldn't Be The Most Reasonable Way To Understand Why You Shouldn't Do It.

I Hope That One Day You Will Have The Experience Of Doing Something You Do Not Understand For Someone You Love.

Oh,' She Said. 'i Have Never Seen A Jew Before. Can I See His Horns?