I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness

I Have Always Been Told That I Was A Funny, Entertaining Person And Have Always Been Told To Give Comedy A Try.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.

I Don't Wanna Just Be Remembered For The Funniest Guy In My Neighborhood.

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.