I'm Not F-ing Justin Bieber, You Motherf-ers!

I Thought Everybody Was In On The Joke. But I Was The Joke.

One Thing I Can't Do Is Do Anything Half-assed. I Want To Make Sure Everything Is Right, That The Song Is Fully Realized.

You Can't Live On Planet Rock Star 24/7; You Have To Be Down And Dirty And Have Some Fun.

I've Been Playing Rock And Roll Since I Was 16 Years Old, And Now I Have A 16-year-old.

I Sound Like An Englishman Impersonating An American Impersonating An Englishman.