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Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.

I Can Tell By The Way Somebody Walks If They Can Dance Or Not. Just By The Rhythm.

Although I'm Predominantly Known For Game-shows, I Do Prefer To Be Known As A Performer.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.