I'm Not Claiming To Appeal To The

If Your Joy Is Derived From What Society Thinks Of You, You're Always Going To Be Disappointed.

Beauty's Where You Find It; Not Just Where You Bump And Grind It.

I Wouldn't Have Turned Out The Way I Was If I Didn't Have All Those Old-fashioned Values To Rebel Against.

I Cheat On My Books A Lot, Which Is Not A Good Thing Because It's Good To Stick With One Book And Get To The End Of It, But I'm A Book Philanderer.

I Don't Affiliate Myself With Any Specific Religious Group. I Connect To Different Ritualistic Aspects Of Different Belief Systems, And I See The Connecting Thread Between All Religious Beliefs.