I'm Not An Impersonator. I've Only Got

You Can Make A New Friend But You Can't Make An Old One.

In The America I See From Here, Anything Is Possible - Especially The Impossible.

It's Not Like Alaska Isn't Wilderness - It Mostly Is. But Most Alaskans Don't Live In The Wild. They Live On The Edge Of The Wild In Towns With Schools And Cable Tv And Stores And Dentists And Roller Rinks Sometimes. It's Just Like Anyplace Else, Only With Mountains And Moose.

Somebody Says, 'do A Tom Bodett, A Folksy Kind Of Thing,' And It Sounds Like Something Out Of 'hee Haw,' Very Insulting. They Turn Wry Humor Into Disparaging Sarcasm, And You Get What Amounts To Insulting Advertising.

Americans Are Generally Very Self-sufficient And I Think Generally Averse To Pretension, Just As I Am.