I'm Not An Hour Late. You Guys

I Really Don't Know Why We Need A Whole Month Dedicated To Blacks. It's Not Like They're The Only Ones That Suffered. I Mean, What About Us Whites? We're The Ones That Have To Deal With These Monkeys Everyday, But You Don't See Us Demanding A Whole Month To Ourselves.

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

I Mean, Personally, I Would Have Had No Problem Surviving. Come On, How Hard Is It To Swim?

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.

Yeah, I've Banged Some Female Costars. I Swore I'd Never Tell Their Names, So Instead I'll Present Some Anagrams: Sahar Clahke And Haether Gharam.