I'm Not A Thrill Seeker. I'm Not

Can You Imagine Telling A Woman She Can't Vote!? The Women I Hang Out With Would Be Going Home With Parts Of Your Anatomy Swinging From Their Rearview.

If I Had To Perform In A Comedy Club I Would Bomb; I Would Be Trying Too Hard.

As Far As What People Think Of Me, Maybe My Stuff Should Just Be Put Online For Free Downloads When I'm Gone.

Chris Christie Is New Jersey's Concern, Not America's.

You Can Pass All The Gun Legislation You Want. None Of It Will Make Me Feel Any More Or Less Safe Than I Do Right At This Moment.