Golf And Dating Don't Mix.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Sometimes I Have These Fantasies Of Just Moving To A Foreign Country And Coming Back With A Full Head Of Hair. Or Not Even Come Back! Make A New Life There With Hair... Change My Name, Just See What Happens.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.