I'm Not A Housewife In Any Way.

I Don't Find The Whole Cougar Word That Offensive.

I'd Feel Better About Myself If I Did Stomach Crunches, But I Don't.

I Don't Have Time For Superficial Friends. I Suppose If You're Really Lonely You Can Call A Superficial Friend, But Otherwise, What's The Point?

Honesty Is The Key To A Relationship. If You Can Fake That, You're In.

Some Things Never Change And The Intriguing Things You Fall In Love With Will Become The Things You Don't Like.