I'm Not A Great Poetry Fan.

I Can't Think Of Anything Worse Than Being Brought Up By Two Gay Dads.

What's Happened To Humour? We're Becoming American. Everyone Gets So Angry Over Everything.

My Grandfather Was Born In India And Three Generations Of My Family Served There.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.

I'm Not A Great Poetry Fan.