I'm Not A Famous Celebrity Of Any

My Job Changes Very Little Because I've Found That The More You Try To Be Funny, The Less Funny You Become.

I Always Wanted To Be An Actor, But In Edmonton, Alberta, That's Not A Success-oriented Career. So I Said, 'i'll Get My (teaching) Degree And Then I'll See What Happens, But I'll Always Have That To Fall Back On.' So If Anybody Were To Look At Me And Say, 'oh, You're An Actor,' I Could Always Say, 'hey Man, I'm A Teacher!'

I Love 'strange Brew'. I Quote That Movie All The Time, And No One Knows What I'm Talking About.

I Think Maybe, If I Could Be A Canadian Super Hero, I'd Have Some Kind Of Freezing Power And Some Sort Of Maple Syrup Weapon. Could Be A Little Sticky.

'desperate Housewives' Is An Ensemble Cast, Where I Played A Tertiary Character. I Made A Lot Of Great Friends, But That Show Didn't Keep Me Very Busy.