I'm Not A Big Disco Guy. Some

You Don't Need Fancy Sneakers To Run Fast

I Didn't Vote For [president Bush]. But I've Never Said Anything Bad About The Guy Because I Have Respect For The Office.

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

I Went To A Radio Station On Long Island In 1982, And Thank Goodness For Me, It Was So New That There Was No Receptionist. So The Dj Opened Up His Booth, And Took My Tape And Listened To It And Thought It Was A Hit Song.

You're Never Going To See The Fat Elvis In Me. People I Admired Like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix And John Belushi All Died At 27. I've Got Jeans Older Than That.