I'm No Hillbilly Singer.

I've Come Too Far, And I Don't Know How To Get Back.

When I Started Singing, I Weighed 153 Pounds. I Weigh 184 Now. I Haven't Gotten Any Taller, But I'm Putting On A Little More Weight.

Number 47 Said To Number 3, You're The Cutest Jailbird I Ever Did See.

Before You Abuse, Criticize, And Accuse Walk A Mile In My Shoes.

Every Time I Think That I'm Getting Old, And Gradually Going To The Grave, Something Else Happens.