I'm Never Shocked, I'm Not The Shockable

Fortunately I Didn't Get Educated Because If I'd Got Educated I'd Be An Educated Fool Now.

It's Only A Few Nutcases Who Do Art For Themselves, Like Van Gogh.

I Never Cared For Fashion Much, Amusing Little Seams And Witty Little Pleats: It Was The Girls I Liked.

My Paintings Are Rubbish.

I Didn't Know A Time When There Wasn't A War Because I Spent All My Time From The Age Of Two Or Three To Eight In A Coal Cellar Really.