I'm Much More Than A Pair Of

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I'm Known For My Handwritten Notes.

If People Knew How Kfc Treats Its Chickens, They'd Never Eat Another Drumstick.

The Hardest Thing In The World Is To Have A Relationship, To Be Committed To One Person And Feel Vulnerable. Recently One Of My Son's Came To Me And Said ''it's Hard For Me To Have A Relationship, You And Dad Have Been Married Three Times Each.''

I've Had Lots Of Things That Didn't Work Out, Like Tv Shows. You Learn A Lot Through Mistakes - I Learned That You Have To Be The Captain Of Your Ship. Actually, I Own My Ship.