I'm Like Bush, I See The World

Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are Just Ads For Target?

Somebody Call Janet Reno - I Think I Just Saw Donato Dragging Doug Flutie Into A Locker Room Closet!

Nowadays, With History Not Being Taught Anymore In American Public Schools, Self-esteem Is Taking Its Place.

I Have A Nice House. And When Somebody Says It's A Palace, I Always Feel Like We're Digging A Little Or Something.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.