I'm Like A Really Goofy Home Ec

So I Quit My Job And Went To The New England Culinary Institute For The Full Two Years And Worked In The Restaurant Industry After That Until Finally I Thought I Had A Grasp On What I Needed To Do What I Do.

When You're Touring, You're Constantly In Motion.

Wine Is Like Women. It Tempts You; It Comforts You; It Confuses You And Can Even Turn On You When You Least Expect It. It Can Be Your Friend One Day And Your Enemy The Next.

Now My Wife May Think She's Locked Me Out Of The Kitchen But Macgyver's Not My Patron Saint For Nothing.

Slicing A Warm Slab Of Bacon Is A Lot Like Giving A Ferret A Shave. No Matter How Careful You Are, Somebody's Going To Get Hurt.