I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

The Fact That New York Continues In The Face Of All Of The Chaos, Of The Crime, Of The Madness, You Just Think That It Would Just Pop And Vanish, Just Explode.

I Was Darkly Convinced That At Age 52 I Would Kill Myself Because My Mother Committed Suicide At That Age. I Was Fantasizing That She Was Waiting For Me On The Other Side Of The Grave.

The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is My Doubt.